yall. YALL. The internets never cease to amaze me. I belong to (EDIT: used to belong to, until I left about 15 minutes ago) to a crochet group with over 500K members. And someone posted this.
My stomach turned over that good crab gumbo my neighbor just brought me. I mean, here I sit in my Gain/Febreze-smelling controlled environment with protective sheathing for my yarn, I wash my hands whenever I start and stop an item, and most times I wash the item before delivery, so it reaches the recipient smelling like Tide and Downy and whatnot... While this person is crocheting with a MFn SKUNK ON THEIR LAP.
But that's not it...
412 likes.
Whoooooo in the name of Elvis' girdle is liking the fact that her blanket is gonna smell like elephant pee and monkey az? I need Jesus to fix it. Today.
The moral is, do know that Chrissy would never do this ish to you. Heck, my kids even get shooed away while I work... Unless they have to be my mannequin. And even then, they have on clean clothes.
People like this- and the lady who knit from her vagina- give needlework a bad name.
Yes you read that right. Vagina knitting, for 28 days. http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesevilla/theres-a-woman-who-knits-with-her-vagina-and-the-internet-is#.ul5OWkVr9
Enough gross. I have a sweater to finish.
But that's not it...
412 likes.
Whoooooo in the name of Elvis' girdle is liking the fact that her blanket is gonna smell like elephant pee and monkey az? I need Jesus to fix it. Today.
The moral is, do know that Chrissy would never do this ish to you. Heck, my kids even get shooed away while I work... Unless they have to be my mannequin. And even then, they have on clean clothes.
People like this- and the lady who knit from her vagina- give needlework a bad name.
Yes you read that right. Vagina knitting, for 28 days. http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesevilla/theres-a-woman-who-knits-with-her-vagina-and-the-internet-is#.ul5OWkVr9
Enough gross. I have a sweater to finish.